你應該立即停止使用Delphi的十大趣味理由

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1. Delphi makes it too easy to write good programs which leads to a decline in programmer billable hours.

使用Delphi寫程式真是太容易了，讓寫程式的工時減少了

Delphi讓寫出優質程式這回事變得太容易了,以至於讓程式設計師平白喪失了許多可資計費的時數

2. There are too many components on the component palette. You should have only 10 to 15 available that way at most.

元件盤多到讓人眼光瞭亂的地步，但實際上你只會用到10到15個這麼多

3. Under the current naming scheme, in the year 32768 the delphi name will roll over to "Delphi negative 32768". (Although, there is still time to change the number used to represent the year to a longint, that only postpones the problem to the year 2,147,483,647.)

2007年推RAD2007，2010年推RAD2010......以此類推的話…西元32768年時，會變成"RAD Studio -32768"!!

(雖然還有時間調整型別，但不過也只是延後2,147,483,647年發生而已)

--為什麼是RAD? 別忘了C++ Builder也是這樣的命名規則--
Coffee大的正規版本：
以現在的版本命名方式，西元32768年的Delphi產品會叫"Delphi 負32768"(雖然還有時間可以把版號改成長整數，剩下的到了2,147,483,647年再說)

4. Delphi Man has failed to follow OSHA regulations regarding protective clothing despite the obvious hazards of his environment.

Delphi萬能俠早已不按OSHA規定著防護衣，僅管這個世道是如此危險
(Delphi到底是被巴的多慘？)

Delphi Man

5. Dr. Deadline has a Ph.D. and Delphi Man doesn't.

Deadline超人是博士級的超人，但Delphi萬能俠卻不是…

(Delphi萬能俠：「我只是個挑糞的…」)

6. No support for the BeOS operating system.

不支援BeOS作業系統

7. The Delphi cash cow only gives green milk but what consumers want is chocolate.

Delphi這樣的搖錢樹能夠提供清爽健康的有機牛奶,可是消費者要的卻是又黑又稠的巧克力...(嫌不夠"膏")

(意指「Delphi可以寫出結構清楚程式碼極其簡潔的應用程式,可是使用者卻永遠嫌不夠厚重不夠複雜 」)

8. FastMM4 doesn't usually increase speed by more than 50%.

FastMM4永遠無法將效能超越50%

9. The Jedi were long, long, ago in a galaxy far, far away and thus, are not relevant to modern concerns.

Dr. Deadline

Jedi這種已經作古的東西，早就不符合現代潮流了啦

(但是星際大戰現在紅不紅？)

10. No 128-bit compiler in the roadmap: not even for .Net!

Delphi的128-bit編譯器居然不在發展方針內；連.Net也沒有！

由Jow大補充的第11點+

11. Delphi would speed your live up more quickly, that would keep you always young but dead.

Delphi能夠更迅速地加快你生活的腳步，並且能確保讓你永遠保有年輕樣貌，回老家。
(雖然如此，可是髮白和掉髮問題好像還沒解決...)

12. Delphi could release loading from brain with even less hair.

Delphi 能夠幫你減輕一些腦力負擔.

13. Delphi could put SNOW WHITE become one with you forever.

Delphi 能夠讓 "白雪公主" 與你天長地久,合而為一

14. Delphi: The Windows is the only one who knows me.

Delphi說: "這個窗戶"是世上唯一瞭解我的人.

15. Delphi could earn you more time for your great hard-paid boss and dear paid-hard wife.

Delphi 可以幫你賺取更多的時間,給你"尊敬卻難賺"的老闆,以及"親愛卻難養"的老婆.

(讓你能有更多的時間,為他們日裡操煩夜裡操勞)

16. Delphi may be good for hard work but hard for good job

Delphi 也許有助於工作, 卻難於求職.
(CB man已經餓死在路邊無法說話了)

Delphi真的是爛透了！